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Joke of the Day
"Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman? They can't deal with attachments."
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"If Africa had more mosquito nets... ...we'd save millions of mosquitos from dying of Aids each year"
"Why do they call wood carving ""whittling""? Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler."
"Dark Humor is like getting laid Not everyone gets it."
"""Frequently Asked Questions"" is the most cheerfully passive-aggressive page of any website."
"If you could have a superpower, what would you pick? Cold War Russia"
"I met a guy who cross-bred insects... ...he was alright at first, but I soon tired of his ant-ticks."
"What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel? **Am I being retained?** **Am I being retained?**"
"I just took such a long hot shower that when I finished, Captain Planet was standing in my bathroom with arms crossed shaking his head at me"
"Whenever my children question my knowledge on any subject, I just remind them that their mother is older than the Internet."