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Joke of the Day

"""Well, very clearly cats were sacred to them."" - Archeologist who discovers the Internet"

"What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."

"Me: Would you consider going out with a guy a little older than yourself? Her: Well of course I would. Why, do you have a son?"

"I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent.. That's a bad place for an argument. Because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap."

"Whoever said ""Just showing up is half the battle"" (a) didn't understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up."

"Where do one-legged people eat? Ihop"

"- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7"

"What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy."

"A scientist was playing scrabble with his wife She played ""PINE"", he had ""LMHIOJK"". He played all of his letters at once to form a 8-letter word along with the ""N"". What did he make? H20"

"I did a striptease for my wife but it didn't go well. I got my shirt stuck on my head, and by the time I got it off, she had left the room."