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Joke of the Day
"Give em an enchilada, they'll take a milechilada."
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"Rafael Nadal got done by an Australian teenager today at Wimbledon. Rolf Harris is having raging fits of jealousy."
"My 8yo son spent 45 minutes perusing and closely inspecting the 31 flavors to finally decide on ""chocolate."""
"A Welshman died at the weekend... Friends say he died the way he would have wanted; comfortably in his sheep"
"Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock."
"What do you call a cat crossed with a canary? a cosh(x/a)"
"Enable location? Seriously, Twitter? Have you met some of these folks?"
"What is the definition of delusional? A bloke finishes fucking his blow up doll, rolls over and says was that as good for you as it was for me?"
"A blonde was watching the news and saw that two Brazilian skydivers died in a horrific accident. She responds with, ""two Brazilian? Is that more than a billion?""."
"There were 2 goldfish in a tank One said to the other, ""you man the guns, I drive."""