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Joke of the Day

"Was watching a comedic celebrity gameshow and the lineup consisted of Freddie Starr, Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, Phil Jupitus, Neil Armstrong and his son. It really was a solar panel."

"I watched the movie San Andreas today and I really enjoyed it Despite its faults."

"What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat? One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws."

"What's the fastest way to get a ripped body? Take highwhey."

"How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison? Shoot the first one."

"Roses are red, And sometimes thorny, When I think of you, It makes me horny."

"I'm gonna open a Pho restaurant that never closes! It's called Twenty Pho Seven"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's R but it's the C they love."

"Starbucks can't be racist. Almost every drink they serve is black or mixed."

"Why is there a sudden influx of vacuum jokes? They really suck"