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Joke of the Day

"What's your mom's favorite seafood resturant? Captain D's Nutz"

"What time should you book dental appointments for? 2:30 (Tooth hurty!)"

"Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu sir? Monster: No thanks just bring me the passenger list."

"I always tell my kids that it's ok to make mistakes as long as you learn how to blame them on other people."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives"

"Did you blow Bubbles when you were a kid? well he is back in town, wants you to hook up."

"I was awakened with a blowjob today I need to start sleeping with my mouth closed."

"You wanna hear a joke? Me attempting to tell a funny joke."

"Shark Week is just another made up holiday to sell more sharks"

"hot singles are in your area, merging together into a plurality, a hot leviathan. the time for chat is over. this is not your area anymore"