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Joke of the Day
"You wanna hear a joke? Me attempting to tell a funny joke."
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"What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits."
"Me: You can just keep that pen. Coworker: Sure? Me: Yeah. I noticed you don't wash your hands in the restroom. Cw.. Me: I told everyone."
"Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website? Yahoo!"
"I told a miscarriage joke to my mate yesterday but I couldn't deliver it right."
"They're not gym clothes if you don't go to the gym, they're pajamas."
"NSFW how much sperm does a gay guy have? A butt load"
"What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA!"
"What's a bisexual person who can't find a partner? On standbi."
"My daughter has green eyes, she got that from me, my wife on the other hand has black eyes.. She also got those from me."