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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives"

"How do you eat soup with chop sticks? Slowly."

"What do Pink Floyd, Dale Earnhardt, and Donald Trump have in common? The wall."

"Most of my time is spent trying to work ""That's So Raven"" into everyday conversation."

"I feel sorry for all of the atheists named Christian."

"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with *""were you even listening to me? ""*"

"What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice."

"Are all NASCAR fans fat with goatee's or is that just the women?"

"What was Monica Lewinsky's high school yearbook superlative? Most likely to suck seed."

"""I enjoy working with a hammer, but I don't want a blue collar job."" - Everyone who eventually becomes a judge."