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Joke of the Day
"Did you blow Bubbles when you were a kid? well he is back in town, wants you to hook up."
Next Joke
"*text message* Cat: Slave, I'm missing a box. I had 2 & now I have 1. I blame the dogs. Find it. Me: but I'm at work. Cat: find it."
"Only and only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize there are some problems that can be solved without violence :)"
"When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."
"""I'm great in bed"" ~ breakfast"
"My spirit animal is fried chicken"
"Anybody have plans to stare at their phone someplace exciting this weekend?"
"Why do rednecks love fall? Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin."
"Two fish are in a tank One is driving, the other is shooting Two soldiers are in a tank They drown"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Well I guess none; they just put the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them."