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Joke of the Day
"You know you are a Physics nerd when.... Yo mamma so fat she attracts black holes"
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"My dad said this at his retirement... he is a former principal ""I remember a time when Harass was two words."
"When I saw Stephen Fry was getting married to a much younger man I wondered what a gay cougar was called. A pink panther."
"A seal walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""what will it be?"" The seal replies ""I'm fine with anything as long as it's not Canadian club."""
"My wife is like a treasure You'll need an accurate map and a fucking shovel to find her."
"What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect? ""Stop. Police."""
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."
"<- sleeps well with others"
"I hate when someone wants to have sex with me for superficial reasons before they even know how funny."
"Me: Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms? Kids: WE DO! YAY!"