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Joke of the Day

"When I saw Stephen Fry was getting married to a much younger man I wondered what a gay cougar was called. A pink panther."

"My Girlfriend & her Ex... My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex . . . . . So I dumped her."

"There are 3 genders Male Female IMAGINATION"

"Can't make an important life decision so I'm gonna try and find a wise old black man to impart some wisdom like they do in movies."

"[flash mob in front of me & my girl] [I join in then kneel down gasping] ""Will you.."" ""YES!... YE.."" ""grab me a smoothie from Jamba Juice?"""

"Relationships are a lot like algebra. You look at X and try to figure out Y."

"Why do traffic lights turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!"

"A bunch of us in a car just ran over a clown... ... tragic sure but soon we can look back and laugh."

"Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !"

"Boy: do u have any fantasies Me: ok.. so.. the library of alexandria is under siege& Im a librarian whos good at fighting& I save the books"