226648

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."

"Did you hear about the new camouflage turban? It helps you hide and Sikh."

"There's no easy way to say this..... She sells sea shells on the sea shore, the shells that she sells are sea shells for sure."

"*slides a cheese slice with my number written on it in your pocket*"

"Nascar Rain I think if NASCAR would quit being sponsored by the movie Noah we wouldn't have so much rain on race day :)"

"Eight bytes walk into a bar... Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Can I get you anything?"" ""Yeah,"" reply the bytes. ""Make us a double."""

"I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?"

"When you think your man is being romantic but really he just doesn't have electricity."

"LIKE if you've already broke one of your New Year's Resolutions."

"morning air, meet nipples. nipples, meet everyone"