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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."

"How does our solar system organize a party? They Planet"

"It's spooky how many kids look like their owners."

"I've been asked to take care of the neighbour's cat. They aren't on holiday - they're just really lazy."

"What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate? A wookiee talkie."

"What do you call a fish who works for the government? An Official."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $1.50, while deer nuts are under a buck."

"What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild? PP up"

"[NSFW] Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"

"What do Donald Trump and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer after there's no more Job's"