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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who tried to make an ocean of soda? It was pure Fantasea"

"Did you hear about the identical twins who robbed a bank? After they were caught, they finished each other's sentences."

"A hole has been found in the outer wall of a nudist camp. Foul play suspected... Investigators are looking into it."

"We are friends until the waiter sets that plate of nachos down on the table, then we are mortal enemies"

"Mood ring I got my wife a mood ring. When she's in a good mood it turns a beautiful shade of blue. When she's in a bad mood it leaves an ugly red mark on my forehead."

"What does my ex and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"Where's the best place to hide a body in texas? Oops. Wrong subreddit!"

"Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass"

"Every cab driver I've ever had seems like he killed thousands of people in his homeland."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame unique rabbit? Tame thing.... You unique up on him too."