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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame unique rabbit? Tame thing.... You unique up on him too."

"Your moms ass is like sensitive data... ...you gotta back dat shit up!"

"How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb? Tell him the lightbulb is his mother."

"What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama? Interracial"

"You're Like The End Of The Bread... Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you."

"Q: Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement? A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances."

"I wish I could get bitten by a radioactive confident person."

"The US is waking up to news of Brexit 'Vote Leave' win... Bill Clinton leads 'BJ for Prime Minister' calls."

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it. I'll show myself out."

"When a man falls over the side of a boat... the crew shouts ""Man overboard!"" When a woman falls over, the crew shouts ""Full speed ahead!"""