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Joke of the Day

"Man goes to the doctor because he believes he might have hemorrhoids He did and it was rather uncomfortable"

"I lost my thesaurus when I was little... I couldn't find the words to describe how I felt."

"It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still."

"What does Batman like in his drinks? Just ice"

"Difference between computers and woman. I have no problem turning on a computer."

"I have a test on Islam next period in my World Cultures class... I'm gonna bomb it."

"If spiders ever figure out how to become ghosts, we're screwed."

"Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus? because he was mortall."

"Families that do Christmas card photo shoots months before Christmas have the organizational skills of high-level Nazis."

"Snooki's kind of like Hurricane Sandy... She's large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore."