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Joke of the Day

"We are friends until the waiter sets that plate of nachos down on the table, then we are mortal enemies"

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"People Don't even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"
"Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? Because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads"
"I'd say my girlfriend is a five. If you count the thumb."
"I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time."
"Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!"
"Why do they say ""break a leg !"" to actors ? If you said ""tear an ACL !"" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot."
"What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning? She puts her clothes back on and goes home."
"How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship? 5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny"
"what do you call chicken shawarma wrapped in a tortilla? A mosqueito."