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Joke of the Day

"A hole has been found in the outer wall of a nudist camp. Foul play suspected... Investigators are looking into it."

"How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !"

"Americans lost their racism just in time... ...for this beautiful colored christmas!"

"What is robin going to get for Christmas? An oviposition set"

"Which U.S Presidents are not buried inside the United States? Carter, the Bushes, Clinton, and Barry-O"

"How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework."

"What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene? A flossiraptor"

"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park."

"Why do hippies wear corduroy? It's groovy!"

"Doc: This pill may cause: Heart attack, stroke, minor weight gain, and death Me: WOAH BACK UP, weight gain? I'm out."