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Joke of the Day
"What does my ex and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."
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"What did the memory say to the processor? If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!"
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"[makes eye contact with someone through crack in bathroom stall] hey"