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Joke of the Day
"Every cab driver I've ever had seems like he killed thousands of people in his homeland."
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"What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast? Head Russian..."
"Knock knock... [pic]"
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"What did the leper say the the prostitute? Keep the tip."
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"May you always be the one looking confused standing in the back of a group selfie"