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Joke of the Day
"Every cab driver I've ever had seems like he killed thousands of people in his homeland."
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"What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"
"At my high school reunion while everyone was bragging I said,""I'm finally allowed in public without an armed chaperone."""
"I'm applying for a position as a mall cop.... It has good job security."
"If your idea of a nightcap is passing out drunk on the toilet with a fifth in your hand, we could probably hang out."
"Once you go black.. You become a single mother."
"they smoked a joint and overthrew the government. now that's a high coup"
"Why do tweakers do it doggy-style? So they can both look out the window."
"(Sexism warning) Yesterday a tree fell on a woman and killed her. What was a tree doing in the kitchen?"
"Got run over by a limo today Took fucking ages"