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Joke of the Day
"Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature."
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"Hi, my name is Ivanna.. Hi, My Name Is Ivanna Humpalot!"
"I woke up with a horrible hangover today... I could have sworn she was beautiful last night."
"A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."""
"wife: Why was that guy yelling at you? [flashback to me ignoring the ""one per customer"" sign] me [with a mouthful of cheese samples] No idea"
"Everyone at this party is talking like a pilot.. ...they all keep saying they have to take off in the morning."
"Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests? They've got a Taipei personality"
"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat"
"What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head? There she blows!!!"
"*waits for a sign* *dead bird falls from sky* *waits for another, better sign*"