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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black mage? A Negro-mancer"
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"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."
"Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs."
"What did Hillary say when she bumped into Barack Obama at the White House? Pardon me."
"*Runs 6 miles* *Adds Kenyan to resume*"
"Invisible man married invisible woman.......Their kids were nothing to look at either!!"
"Why did Jared lose so much weight? He always went for the 6 instead of the 12"
"What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?"
"Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."
"The term ""Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes"" is stupid Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings ."