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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head? There she blows!!!"
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"santa claus visits everyone Q: What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton? A: Ho, ho, ho!"
"What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"
"When somebody yells ""Last one in is a rotten egg,"" Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg."
"Why people don't offer chair to Sean Connery when he comes? Because he shits on it."
"A bear and rabbit take a shit together The bear says ""dont you hate it when you got shit on your fur?"" ""Not at all"" says the rabbit Then,the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit"
"There are three types of people... Those who can count, and those who can't."
"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."
"My girlfriend told me she was pregnant Me: You gotta be joking! Her: No, I'm serious! Me: Hi, Serious! I'm dad."
"What do you call a fishermans newborn? Fresh bait"