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Joke of the Day

"Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests? They've got a Taipei personality"

"What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow? E=MC U L8R"

"A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist."

"Why did the director get kicked out of the bar? He was making a scene!"

"What kind of fish has no father and looks like shit? A Bassturd."

"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."

"There's no harm in trying Unless you try to commit suicide,that will suck real bad"

"AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting in jail with some lovely herbs."

"Why did the polish spy fail in his mission to blow up Hitlers car. He kept burning his lips on the muffler."

"Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it.."