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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people pretending to be a ball? roll playing im sry"
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"I needed to burn some calories... so I set a fat kid on fire"
"Excuse my french... ...but I surrender."
"Me: I got my first TOTD! It's exciting! Him: What's that? M: um, well, it's an imaginary trophy... H: well then I'm imaginary proud of you."
"Yoga may be the key to your flexibility. Alcohol is the key to mine."
"Great news for the Texas Rangers baseball players Now that Ron Washington is no longer the manager, they are putting coke back in the vending machines"
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. From: http://www.dadlaughs.com"
"I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song."
"What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, ""once upon a time,"" black begins, ""y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"""
"I think I'm a superhero, but I don't even remember being bitten by a radioactive sloth."