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Joke of the Day

"I needed to burn some calories... so I set a fat kid on fire"

"Met a hot isis girl Jihad me at hello"

"I was told to put two planks together I totally nailed it."

"Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge? He wanted tequila."

"Me: *passes out pizza* 3: no fair, you have 4 slices and I only have 2 Me: *cuts his 2 slices into 6 slices* 3: wow, thank you"

"I wonder if Sherlock Holmes is good at his taxes... He's great at making deductions."

"How do you tell which truck is the mail truck? It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day."

"what was Hitler's favourite drink? mountain dew"

"The USA just beat Germany 2-0 Just like the score for the World Wars."

"blondes Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""