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Joke of the Day
"Excuse my french... ...but I surrender."
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"Why did a physician go to prison? His medical license was doctored."
"I gave self deprecating humor a go once... ...I was terrible at it."
"What did the Jewish pedophile ask the kids? ""You kids wanna buy some candy?"""
"In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber... but that's just my two scents."
"Why was the lightbulb invented? Somebody had an idea."
"What is the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to stand at the back of the oven."
"My Jewish family banned beans, Ever since my grandfather died of uncontrollable gas."
"Don't forget to cut me off so you can be the first person to the red light."
"""Bear with me"" -A Russian bear trainer"