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Joke of the Day

"I think I'm a superhero, but I don't even remember being bitten by a radioactive sloth."

"A rainbow is doing a drug deal... The cops pull up and the rainbow yells ""I don't want to go back to prism!"""

"What is a double amputee's favorite video game? League of Leg ends."

"Sorry I yelled: BLESS YOU and handed you a tissue after you told me you loved me Blow your nose, it will pass"

"DAD: You're adapted. SCREENPLAY: What?!"

"What did the cannibal do to his girlfriend? Eat her out."

"Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate? It was only allowed one piece of carrion."

"Which class the The Flash hated the most while in college? Physics..."

"I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one. To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea...."

"Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure."