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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. From: http://www.dadlaughs.com"

"How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the beach"

"What does its job only after its been fired? A bullet."

"""Can you make me look like this?"" *shows hairdresser a picture of fire*"

"My friend and I always fight over the electric drill It can get a little bit heated."

"My ex girlfriend really wanted me to pee on her but it was weird for me so I just called 911"

"I thought the stories I wrote were a little black-and-white, but my publisher seemed to like them. He said he wants some new ones."

"John said: ""Come forth, and receive eternal salvation."" However, John came fifth and got a toaster."

"What problem afflicts 40% of all pedophiles? Immature ejaculation"

"A woman gets hit by a car... looks like she got to see how the Mercedes Benz"