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Joke of the Day
"What does a stripper eat for thanksgiving dinner? Twerky"
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"Someday I'll open a store that specializes in bedside furniture. The name of the store will be ""One"" I figure it'll be the only way I'll ever have a ""One nightstand."""
"TIFU By standing in for a sick teacher in the wrong classroom whoops, wrong sub."
"Noah: A boat? God: Yes. Noah: Two of every animal? God: Yes. Noah: I have a better idea. God: What. Noah: Maybe don't kill everyone."
"I only hate two kinds of people. The racist people and those fucking mexicans"
"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say ""in Jesus name amen"""
"I really just don't like any of these fancy and stinky cheeses. Maybe I'm just uncultured."
"What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter? Boo! T"
"Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?"
"If I got karma for posts... I'd still have no karma"