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Joke of the Day

"A man came to my door earlier and asked for a small donation towards the town's new swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"

"Gay jokes arn't funny Come on guys."

"you can basically just make up facts as long as they're about animals.. cows can't look left. you don't know"

"Polar Bear Q: How do you catch a polar bear? A: You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."

"What's the difference between a camera and a foot? A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)"

"There's a new study out from the Department of Education... It shows that two thirds of Americans don't understand fractions and the other half don't care."

"African swimmer"

"Jokes on Me - Said Djoke's girlfriend."

"I show sines of addiction to trigonometry..."

"Never tell a blind Catholic that seeing is is believing..."