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Joke of the Day
"I really just don't like any of these fancy and stinky cheeses. Maybe I'm just uncultured."
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"What is the difference between a female blond and a female mosquito? A female mosquito can raise a family when she is done sucking."
"What is it like to be a woman in comedy? I would say it's 1% jokes & 99% answering this question."
"Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong ""Web Developer""."
"[me, to my brother] I can't believe we've never been to Coachella [my Ukrainian grandfather] when I your age, bear eat my wife"
"What does a nine volt battery and an asshole have in common? The look on your face when you lick it"
"My girlfriend must think that I'm John Cena. She told me she's not seeing me anymore."
"Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on viagra? His wife died."
"Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same colour trunks."
"Michael Rosen walks into a bar... And he just fell over and died."