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Joke of the Day

"I really just don't like any of these fancy and stinky cheeses. Maybe I'm just uncultured."

"Why is the grass in Anfield Stadium so green? They are constantly putting millions of pounds of crap on it."

"What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!"

"The movie Speed, except this bus driver apparently thinks we'll blow up if he goes over 15 mph."

"Yo moma is so... good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation"

"The cure for premature ejaculation is coming soon."

"Why did the farmer vivisect his daughter? He wanted to reverse cowgirl."

"I had a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal for the first time in a long time last weekend. The roof of my mouth should be healed in a few days."

"Reddit deals with annoying whiners with shadowban, but what about Iran? Taliban"

"Did you hear that Mariah Carey's producers asked when the ball would be dropped last night? Because it seemed to happen around 11:41"