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Joke of the Day

"Someday I'll open a store that specializes in bedside furniture. The name of the store will be ""One"" I figure it'll be the only way I'll ever have a ""One nightstand."""

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim.."

"Australians don't have sex Australians mate."

"What's the difference between a frog and a cat? A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night."

"Something came in the mail today... My taxes"

"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class."

"Why is the Vagina like the weather? Once it's wet, it's time to go inside!"

"I told my dentist I wanted whiter teeth so he named them all Bryce and moved them to a gated community."

"What do you call a young Israeli boy? Jew-nior"

"The cashier told me to have a good New Year like my purchase of oven cleaner and frozen pizza suggests anything else."