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Joke of the Day

"What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter? Boo! T"

"Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box."

"I take my wife out everywhere... except that she keeps coming back!"

"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"

"You've been warned TO WHOEVER STOLE MY BROKEN BATHROOM SCALE. YOU WON'T GET A WEIGH WITH THIS!"

"Two women are sitting in a cafe discussing work.. One says to the other ""How do you like your job testing push-up bras?"" The other woman replies, ""It has its perks."""

"So a neutron walks into a bar... ...And he asks the bartender ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? Free of charge"""

"What's tall, handsome and muscular? Not you!"

"Happy Birthday Tupac! He would've been 72 today if Dick Cheney hadn't shot him in his face."

"I hope Death is my father... because he'll never get me."