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Joke of the Day
"TIFU By standing in for a sick teacher in the wrong classroom whoops, wrong sub."
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"Advanced OCD I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order; like they should be."
"A man walks by a bar, the sign says ""lobster tail and beer $10"" He goes, what a deal for my 3 favourite things!"
"How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like ass."
"My girlfriend asked me how much we would spend at our wedding. Me: I don't want to spend very much. Her: I want it to be a ten thousand dollar wedding. Me: Okay, so you, can do that then."
"What u call a Jewish Asian? Japplebaum."
"I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save money on car insurance."
"What's the hardest about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in..."
"So a girl stopped to tell me that I'm full of myself I'm pretty sure she was just jealous that she wasn't full of my..self"
"A queen bee is hungry. She calls to a worker bee for some food. The response? ""I'm coming, honey!"""