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Joke of the Day
"Did anyone else witness that jet crashing into the ocean? It was plane to sea."
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"Can a woman turn a man into a millionaire? Yes, if he's a billionaire..."
"I want to die like my father; sleeping in peace ... Not like his passengers; screaming in fear."
"What is the most dangerous color? Sharktreuse"
"When does a bed grow longer? At night because two feet are added to it."
"What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler? How red their necks are."
"What is Guns N' Roses' favorite type of sandwich? Pananananana ni ni (to the tune of Welcome to the Jungle) And that's a thatinternetexporer original"
"I've got good news and bad news. The good news is this tweet is almost over. The bad news is you read the whole thing."
"YOU MOTHER FUCKER! -I haven't fucked any mothers yet but yours is at the top of my list."
"When Mike got arrested they told him ""Anything you say will be held against you."" Mike said ""Claudia Schiffer's breasts."""