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Joke of the Day

"I can love my son and refuse to support his lifestyle... I raised him better than to game on a console."

"What happens when you steal englishmens tea Elizabet II merges together with James Bond and Mr. Bean and creates an apocalypse machine."

"I want to make an alligator joke... But I'm afraid I'll get carried away."

"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?"

"My friend offered me a nice stable job. I declined because I don't like horses"

"Woke up to find a cruise ship parked right outside my hotel window. well if you think this is going to make me put on clothes you're wrong."

"I interned at the Dow Jones News Fund. It had its ups and downs."

"i love working at the post office at the north pole and ripping up white children's letters to santa claus"

"A spider jumped on my wife which made her stumble backwards and fall over her bag. Oh how I laughed! Tweet posted from the guest bedroom."

"What do you call a camel with no humps??? Humphrey"