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Joke of the Day
"Here's a handy trick. When people are talking to you, nod and think about other stuff."
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"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe."
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"In the old days when people knocked on the door, you could hide. Now you have to disconnect from internet and turn off cell phones."
"I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point."
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"Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot? ...because he was using too much fowl language"
"10 Ways to disguise Click Bait! Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)"