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Joke of the Day

"Today is Star Wars Day, which means we should all reflect on a simpler time in our lives, when Harrison Ford didn't have an earring."

"believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it."

"How does one turn a fox into a pig?.. ...Marry her."

"Do you why I never excel during a meeting? Because I use powerpoint for my presentation, of course."

"Learned from my 2yr old tonight that Jesus doesn't like bananas. No word on cauliflower yet but pretty sure he's not a fan."

"What do you call jerking off two dicks with your elbows? The chicken dance."

"I'll race you to the bedroom, winner gets to pick the hole."

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."

"Remember: if you see a tie on my doorknob, it means I'm taking the door to prom"

"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"