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Joke of the Day
"What did Honey Boo Boo's father say after he didn't pull out? Uh oh... I think I made a boo boo."
Next Joke
"I had a brush with the law last night. Those cops sure know how to style a brother's hair"
"customer: *looking at menu* what's good? me: not much what's good with you? him: ... him: ... me: chicken salad. the chicken salad is good."
"Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad? From the looks of it, your dad won"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks"
"Finding a girlfriend is like finding a parking lot, Only the handicapped ones are left."
"I like my women how I like my coffee, with little or no pubic hair."
"Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers? Because she has no facial expressions so can't react."
"How amazing is Michael Phelps? He's got like a Brazilian Medals."
"What is the most awkward day in Harlem? Father's Day"