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Joke of the Day
"How amazing is Michael Phelps? He's got like a Brazilian Medals."
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"What runs, but never sprints? Inherited obesity"
"What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? ""Just flush it like everybody else does."""
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
"Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas? Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around."
"2003: Fear that ppl from the internet will find me in real life. 2013: Fear that ppl from real life will find me on the internet."
"Did you hear, John Wayne Bobbit got his penis cut off again? Isn't that redickless?"
"Q: Zombie: Where do fleas go in winter? A: Werewolf: Search me."
"Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home? Because he knew his parents will make him return it."
"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic? Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog."