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Joke of the Day
"Finding a girlfriend is like finding a parking lot, Only the handicapped ones are left."
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"Did you hear the one about Sandusky at the beach? A father walked up to him and said, ""get out of my sun!"""
"Why did the gingers shoe break Because it had no sole."
"There are a billion people in China. Just think how many more there would be if the women had bigger tits."
"What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll"
"I finally figured out why Donald Trump married Melania... ...she came from ***YUUUUUUUUUUUUG***oslavia. ~~(thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week)~~"
"What do you call someone that lives next a horse? Their neighbor"
"What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner? Nothing. She's dead."
"My wife's favourite drink is wine. Which coincidentally, is also her favourite hobby."