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Joke of the Day
"I had a brush with the law last night. Those cops sure know how to style a brother's hair"
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"Girl and Boy Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Is sex without obligations possible after getting married? Yeah - sometimes I can have sex without promising to do the dishes afterwards."
"Goodbye things in my apartment. Have fun coming to life and talking to each other. I'll be back around 6 pm."
"33, Male, Jerusalem. You?"
"Two psychics pass each other in the street.. One says to the other: ""You're doing fine. How am I?"""
"What do you call it when a DJ doesn't wear a period appropriate costume? Era Error"
"Want to hear a joke about toilet paper? Nevermind... it's tearable."
"What do you call a gay chickpea? A hummussexual."
"A man tried to steal a bag of Chips He was foiled the very moment he opened the bag"