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Joke of the Day

"Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers? Because she has no facial expressions so can't react."

"How did the nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall"

"The happiest person I know is a lubricant salesperson... I guess you could say they don't have a lot of friction in their life."

"What type of grapes do Indians like? Gangrapes"

"What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy? A Spaghetto."

"Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name."

"Remember how you used to love getting all new school supplies and now you just steal them from the office?"

"What's the funniest fish in the world? Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me"

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge?"

"are those your eyebrows, or did you headbutt a box of Sharpies"