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Joke of the Day

"Went to a Trump rally in New Hampshire this week. Hard to describe the vibe, but ""what if the Nazis didn't care about fitness?"" comes close."

"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."

"The new Pope got Bird flu... ...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals."

"Chuck Norris' erections hum."

"Lawyers aren't all bad.. 98% of lawyers make the other 2% look bad"

"What do you call a handjob in chemistry? Strokeiometry"

"[during sex] HER: this isn't working out ME: *putting sock puppet away* was it something he said?"

"*job interview* Boss: Give an example of when you've done something creative Me: When I listed my 'experience' on the application form"

"If you were 8 years old when ""red, red wine"" was released UB40 now."

"Why aren't lions cannibals? They can't swallow their pride."