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Joke of the Day
"""Boy it sure is muggy out here.""- White people, walking through the hood."
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"what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone? ""deez gutz"""
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"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic. (Sorry if this is a repost)"
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"So I was driving home from work tonight, I saw a woman texting whilst driving. It infuriated me so much I threw my beer bottle at her car."