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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't lions cannibals? They can't swallow their pride."
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"I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !"
"Best African soccer team EVER! the French National team..."
"I asked a girl to text me when she got home She must be homeless"
"Whoops, I said ""fuck"" in front if the kid again. I am the Joe Biden of this family."
"Women dressed head to toe in animal print just bumped into me, thought I was being attacked my an obese leopard."
"The scariest moment in the world is when a 3yo looks at you and says CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH"
"What does an old woman's qwiffy taste life? Depends ."
"[me, to my brother] I can't believe we've never been to Coachella [my Ukrainian grandfather] when I your age, bear eat my wife"
"Why did the gamer start working out? He wanted to finally get respecced."