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Joke of the Day
"Lawyers aren't all bad.. 98% of lawyers make the other 2% look bad"
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"Do you know what's really tiring../? ... being awake."
"My ""Savings Account"" is just several pairs of unwashed jeans on the floor that may or may not still have change in the pockets."
"How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti-lator!"
"""Dad, how come we use plastic forks and my friends all have silverware?"" - Because they're poor and have to reuse everything. ""Pfft losers"""
"The whole thing about ""we're all going to die some day,"" that's a joke, right?"
"TIL the polish invented breakdance Have you ever tried stealing a wheel from a moving car?"
"If I ever had a heart transplant I would want my ex's because it's never been used"
"Sometimes I just wish people were as easy to forget as PIN numbers."
"St-t-t-t-top! Stamm-mm-m-m-mm-m-mer t-t-t-time!"