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Joke of the Day
"Lawyers aren't all bad.. 98% of lawyers make the other 2% look bad"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ? Bubbles bangles and beads...!"
"""Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the tru-"" I choose dare, your honor ""Bailiff, please hi-five the defendant"""
"Sorry about your street cred, black guys named Milton."
"Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!"
"Ugh your paleontologist friend is coming? He's so boring! Don't worry, I have a plan to keep him distracted *pulls out seven layer dip*"
"Don't ask me about my pan pizza... It's personal."
"Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!"
"How do you sell a deaf guy a frog? DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip."
"What's a pirate's favorite element on the periodic table? Gold! (works better when told - most will interrupt with ""Arrrrrrrrrgon!"")"