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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris' erections hum."
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"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station."
"Why do feminists make bad mass shooters? Because they always give a trigger warning."
"MFW I'm bread and I have to remind people to put the twist tie back on the packaging Fuck I mold"
"A Mexican magician announced... ""For my next trick, I will count to ten and vanish into thin air."" He began ""Uno....dos.."" Then he disappeared without a tres."
"Star Wars Force Awakens joke Im Seriously concerned about new star wars. If this continues, Well then im very interested, How will the Rey with her training, run with Old Skywalker on her back"
"I hate suicide bombers... ..... they should just kill themselves"
"What did the vampire lizard say to his next victim? Iguana suck your blood!"
"I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up."
"Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!"