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Joke of the Day
"The new Pope got Bird flu... ...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals."
Next Joke
"I can't stop coughing. Think I'll go see a movie in a crowded theater while slowly eating a bag of bone-dry popcorn."
"What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well? Everyone knows you're a master baiter!"
"How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? *fish*"
"Have you heard about the new Orphanage they're building in Baja Cali, Mexico? They're calling it 'No Mames'"
"Westminster Dog Show If a poor dog ever wins the Westminster Dog Show I hope at least one announcer calls it a Wags to Riches Story..."
"Alien: take me to your leader. Me: They all suck. How about I take you to this place I know where you can get amazing mini donuts?"
"Why did the rock band get in serious treble? They failed on a consistent bassist."
"Oh, I almost forgot; my mom told me to tell you guys hi."
"Which is the saltiest fish? Tuna"