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Joke of the Day
"The new Pope got Bird flu... ...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals."
Next Joke
"What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !"
"A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar."
"*tosses banana peel out the window during a police chase*"
"Twitter, because I owe people on Facebook money."
"Tiger Woods Playing Golf"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac..? He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog..."
"So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism. So I reply ""Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"" ~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~ No regrets"
"Sleep tight! And if you should die before you wake -- did you clear your browser history?"
"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 14 years"