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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight? Nananananananananana BATMAN!"

"Patient: Doctor you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did didn't I you stupid fool!!"

"How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers it's a male; if she answers it's female."

"How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? You pull down its genes!"

"Got a long rambling phone call in spanish.. I don't know who they were, or what they were saying, but im pretty sure they're bringing me tostadas in one hour."

"I act like I don't care but deep inside I still don't give a fcuk."

"Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side."

"What do you give to an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty of room."

"Is that a cop behind me? No, just a car with a bike rack. Or maybe it's an undercover cop with a bike rack? -Weed"

"[shitty joke incoming] A man just woke up from brain surgery... Where he got a brain tumor removed. When the doctor asked if he was okay he said he felt light headed."