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Joke of the Day
"Why do people like amputee porn? It fucking stumps me."
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"How do I change the ring on my phone to an onion ring?"
"My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident. ""Oh no, is Carrey OK?"""
"An Investigator would also be a good name for a crocodile with tons of venture capital. FYI, i know the difference between the two but it doesn't sound right with a word echo."
"When is a door not a door? How the hell is ajar supposed to work with this? Adoor and ajar? 'Cuse me?"
"What does every clean nose have? Fingerprints."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a dick in your mouth."
"A guy walks into a bar... *clang!*... he says ""ouch"" and ducks next time."
"How to give your woman 12 inches and make her bleed. Bang her twice and punch her in the mouth."
"My ex told me I'd never find another woman like her. nnI don't think she was expecting the high 5 and happy dance I did right after."